Kim from California writes: “Hey Sean, Project Improviser is my favorite show. Seriously, though, do you have any theories about Lost?”

Kim, you came to the right place! What I have is not a theory, per se. It’s more of an excellent suggestion. What if all of the events and characters on Lost weren’t actually happening, but they were only taking place in someone’s dream. But who’s having the dream? An autistic child, of course! And maybe the kid is holding a snow globe in the last episode, and it has an island inside it. No show has ever done this before and it wouldn’t feel like a cop-out at all. I’ve written several letters to this effect to the heads of programming over at ABC. Feel free to join the campaign, Kim! Keep on shining:)

Hold on Arcadius, that’s not a question:) However, since this is the type of letter that I’ve been receiving most frequently over these past several weeks, I felt the need to post it here anyway. Thanks for writing, Arcadius. You seem swell!

Karen from Hawaii writes: “Sean, I just watched all the episodes. Your hair looks so great. I want hair like that! Who does your hair?”

Whoa, slow down Karen. I’m blushing! First off, let me say that the technical staff on Project Improviser is top-notch. I suffer from a rare disorder known as alopecia which prevents any hair from growing on my body, whatsoever. Some of the producers over at “P.I.” thought that this fact might prove distressing to our audience.

A series of make-up and lighting techniques is used to create the illusion of a full, realistic head of hair. Then, in post-production, our team of graphics engineers computer-generates a pair of life-like eyebrows onto my cold, shiny forehead. In fact, if you were to run into the real (hairless) me on the street, you probably wouldn’t even recognize me. Sorry to disappoint you Karen from Hawaii. Hey, save me a pineapple!:)

Ben from Mississippi writes: “Hey Sean, I love the show! Were you the most popular kid in your high school?”

Yes.

The enormous sucess of Project Improviser has resulted in a lot of letters from our faithful viewers. I thought this blog-space would be a good place to address some of the questions posed by the fans.

Sarah from North Dakota writes: “Sean, in episode 3 you performed in a scene with Cody where you pretended to reveal your Wenis on stage. I really believed it was happening! How are you able to do such convincing and dynamic Wenis-work in scenes?”

Great question, Sarah. It’s called “acting”. Acting, or “pretending at the audience” was first discovered in 1971 by Gabe Kaplan. Originally dismissed as just another passing fad, it can now be seen in all sorts of popular forums that we encounter every day.

For example, did you know that some form of acting can be found in nearly one third of all Hollywood films produced each year? It’s true! And of those same films, nearly 70% feature none other than Tinseltown sweetheart Jeff Goldblum, an actor! As you can see, Sarah, acting fever has proven highly contagious. Go on and catch it! Thanks for writing. You’re neat .